A good one from Grandma

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
“Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…”
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
“Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?”
Church was pretty much over at that point…

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  • Anonymous - Absolutely hilarious! I’m crying over here! Somehow I picture one of the kids I used to work with at Kare-a-lot (Alex) saying that! –J

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